Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
not ubering you a puppy
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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