How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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