dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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