my phone needs a breathalizer
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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