I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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