I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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