Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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