Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Vodka?
Forever.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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