You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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