you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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