I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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