But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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