come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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