i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize