She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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