are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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