Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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