quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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