I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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