I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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