And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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