he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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