Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He kissed a someone with a penis
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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