Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you never un-have a 4some
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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