gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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