You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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