I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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