party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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