Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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