One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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