Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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