Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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