I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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