Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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