they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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