question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
