Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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