we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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