I need help removing her.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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