She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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