mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I cockslap morals
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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