he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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