I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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