she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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