Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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