Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize