Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
