hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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