Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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