Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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