It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize
