I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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