just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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