I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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